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The all-seeing, all-knowing Mr. Clause.

He Sees You Long Sleeve Shirt

$34.00 - $40.00
The all-seeing, all-knowing Mr. Clause.
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• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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He Sees You Unisex t-shirt

$26.00 - $32.00
The all-seeing, all -know Mr. Clause.


This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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He Sees You Unisex Hoodie

$69.00 - $75.00
The all-seeing, all -know Mr. Clause.

Who knew that the softest hoodie you'll ever own comes with such a cool design. You won't regret buying this classic streetwear piece of apparel with a convenient pouch pocket and warm hood for chilly evenings.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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He Sees You Eco Tote Bag

$33.00
The all-seeing, all -know Mr. Clause.

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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He Sees You Unisex Premium Sweatshirt

$65.00 - $69.00
The all-seeing, all -know Mr. Clause.


Rock a classic sweatshirt silhouette with ribbed crew neck, long sleeve cuffs, and a flat hem. Layer it up or wear it on its own for a contemporary streetwear look. With the soft fleece inside and comfortable fit, it’s sure to become your favorite everyday sweater right away!

• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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  • Home
  • Collections
    • Holiday
    • Sugarbeast
    • Vaporwave Tarot >
      • The Empress Vaporwave Tarot
      • The Chariot Vaporwave Tarot
      • Death Vaporwave Tarot
      • The Tower Vaporwave Tarot
      • The Magician Vaporwave Tarot
    • Welcome to Outer Darkness >
      • Brigham the Destroyer
      • Welcome to Outer Darkness
      • Give Me Outer Darkness
      • Joseph Smith
      • I Took Too Much LDS
    • Love Me To Death >
      • Kitty Gunna Scratch
      • Bubblegum Guillotine
      • Bubonic Birthday Cake
      • Bejeweled Brass Knuckles
      • Bubblegum Mace
      • Mindy Go Bye Bye
      • Misfit Toy's Revenge
      • Time Out for Tantrums
      • "KUDDLE"
    • Graphic Textuality >
      • "Siouxsie Was My Madonna"
      • "Your Piety Dies Here"
      • "Empathy" Straight Razor
      • "Revolting"
      • "Fuck the Scene"
      • "I Felt Something"
      • "Andy Warhol Sucks A Big One"
      • "Lana Del Rey Ruined My Life"
    • Victorian Hardcore >
      • "Fucketh Around Findeth Out"
      • Black Chandelier Victorian Crest
      • "Fork You"
      • "The Raven"
      • "I Hate Dignity"
      • "Merci No"
      • Phabergé Phantom
      • "That's Right Bitches"
    • Quorum of the '80s >
      • Banana Seat Custom Wheelie
      • Ghostly Gears Haunted Camaro
      • Freebird
      • He-Manstein
      • Tronster Truck
      • I am So Special
  • Departments
    • Tee Shirts
    • Long Sleeve
    • Muscle Tees
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    • Flags
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